We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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