I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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