i jhust puked up my retainher.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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