Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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