Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
They took my balls.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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