One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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