Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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