PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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