Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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