Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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