yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Never underestimate the power of titties
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
