quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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