when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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