I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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