Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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