she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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