Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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