Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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