I hate your face
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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