Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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