i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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