So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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