So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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