I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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