She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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