you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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