Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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