she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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