My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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