She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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