Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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