do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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