Just fell off a train. Bad.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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