i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
