drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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