? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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