im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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