Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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