from now on my penis is your penis
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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