Pappa wants mamma naked
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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