Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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