ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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