Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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