His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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