yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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