And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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