just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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