U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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