I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
