i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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