I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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