wat bout pragnant strippers??
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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