so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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