Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
